Haven't done this in a while

Hi there, remember me?

Yeah won't lie couldn't be bothered to write on here recently, I found the gym, alcohol and a lady. It's an odd mixture, one that at the moment is definitely keeping me busy.

I'll get straight to the most important part, I now am a proud owner of an ODEON card, you read correctly, my life has progressed. I have managed to destroy another car, turns out the gremlins have decided to play havoc with my clutch and make it sound like i have installed a rubble crusher.

I've started running every morning at 7am, its horrific theres no other word. This is all in aid attempting to look like my girlfriends dream man (ben foden), who managed to find his way onto my phones backdrop and is the reason why when we watch the rugby the conversation pauses, just as the fullback catches the ball, hmmmmm. It's also the reason im destroying my self at the gym every bloody day, I look like a sweaty tomato walking round the gym.

Sorry it's a short one i'll get back into more and get some moer stupid up, in the meantime here's my favourite childhood joke; Who wrote the book rusty bedsprings?? I.P. Knightly

Chow Chow