Proper busy lad today, woke up went for a run with pooch, took my mate to the doctors, picked up and dropped off a lawnmower, saw my nephew, picked my mate up from the doctors, took the dog out again, made my way out to do what i aim to do every day and make someone smile, think i might of. Then went to the gym.

The gym sucked today i barely did anything but managed to pull my groin ( thats right ladies).

I'm proper tired however so this is going to be a crud blog, apologies.

Here's some jokes from Sickipedia.com

Jedward were being interviewed.

John said, "We're so alike we can finish off each other's..."

Edward interrupted, "...wanks."

Its amazing that all trust goes out the window as soon as the TV remote goes missing.
"Have you got the remote?"
"No"
"Stand up!"

Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born..

He knew.

For lent, I have decided to give up sexual innuendos.

It's so hard.

What do you call a panda deep in thought?

A ponda.

Pure laziness hope you enjoyed haha