What did I get up to today, I went and had a look at the frog spawn again like an over excited kid expecting to see something, but only saw loads of frogs having an orgy. Even the dog looked at me like; 'boy, your fucking weird, i know i lick my own arse, but its just a freaking frog!'. Odd how you can sometimes tell what your dog is thinking or is that just me?
Didn't tell my boss this today because she would of ripped me all day, or slapped my nipples with a ruler like she did yesterday, but i managed to catch my swede on the desk trying to get the laptop out, then almost dropped the laptop by shocking myself, then went to regain control of the laptop and smacked my head again, so smooth.......
Someone asked me for number, never i repeat, never has this happened. SO what did i do, stood there went red, looked at my boss, (who by now is thinking, 'this is hilarious!!') and just basically babbled about not being able to, i got rid of her through confusion, yeah true playa!!!!
Took my mate to the gym, found out that my blood pressure is ridiculously high, that wasn't a scary conversation about how i could slowly die by bleeding internally from my neck, aces right there!! Anyway i have a gym buddy, doesn't make me look the lonely knob at the back of the gym grunting like i'm trying to turn into something from Twilight now.
I've had a good day, loads of laughs, im possibly slowly dying, ate food (best part obviously) and get to write to all you crazy people that want to know what i'm doing.
Turn up the music.......
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