Although Wallace and Gromit may of come up with name first, i know i can beat there story. One day a week i have to wear full Rampant clothing. For the first time in my life i've worn a pair of cotton baggy trakkies, and there are some serious setbacks. firstly my already voluptuous rear looks like i've smuggled j-lo away from a concert and thats not the worst part. however when looking at me from the front/side they really don't leave much to the imagination, if you catch my drift, my boss finds this hilarious (suprisingly). So today i've been walking through town making quick looks in shop windows to check that my arse isn't hanging out any more than it needs to.
I woke up ( a bit backwards saying i woke up now but hey), at my friend robs after going out in Tiverton for the first time last night in about 6 months, met loads of people i haven't seen for a good while and had a laugh while doing so. also found that drunk people watching is now my favourite thing to do, literally slagged off so many people in the space of about 10 minutes, we were bitches!!! this morning felt okay, and got treated to a sit down shower, amazeballs! felt so good, also felt like a wee boy, slightly odd won't lie, but still was epic after a night out.
Anywho about to watch The Muppets with someone close to me, good times!!
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