Started off today by managing to walk into my bedroom door even though it was wide open, not sure how i did that to be honest, set the tone for when i fell off the pavement walking the dog. The stupidness continued at work when someone offered me change to make up a transaction after i opened the till, threw me slightly and i ended up just staring at them, open mouthed for a good 3 seconds, like someone had hit me with a pole.

On me own until apart from a couple brief, but relatively intense, visits until 2 o'clock when the girl i work with came in. For some unknown reason we seem to play an accidental game of innuendo bingo, some phrases today were; 'just go get a sausage in your mouth', and 'yeah, sucked it clean off!' Purely accidental but just hilarious. Wednesday is usually a good laugh though get to work with someone who has the same level of humour as me so anything can be funny, even a curly wurly.

Off for a beer, cheers 'en........